I think I'm going to retire today. It seems like the best day to do it.
What the hell are you talking about? You're not even thirty. You can't retire.
Yeah, but if I wait much longer, I'll just be bitter and worn out and I'll hate everyone I work with. Better to retire now while I still have a little youthful optimism left. So long.
Who the hell was that guy and what the hell was he smiling about and why aren't you working instead of talking to me?
