We're here to pilage and plunder your vital resources, these so called, 'human' resources.
Dude, this is Human Resources, but it's not a thing, it's just a bunch of whiney people who make people fill out forms. Who the hell are you?
I'm Pirate Spalding. Me and my band are from the IT department. And we be needing your other resources then. Your chairs, laptops, and your Uni-Ball Gel Impact pens.
If you're from the IT department, what are you dressed like that and why are talking like that?
