My girlfriend gave me some animal friendly chapstick. It hadn't been tested on animals or whatever. Now I've got a crazy rash on my mouth. Stupid tree huggers.
I used to be a penguin, until they dropped 3 metric tons of hemroid cream on me to make sure that it didn't have any adverse effects.
Wow, I'm sorry. That sort of makes my rash seem insignificant.
True. The upside is that I can see through chicks clothes now and that I'm able to talk and all that. It's a mixed bag, really.
