Thanks for seeing me, Father. Look, I've been reading those "Left behind" books and I'd really like to make sure I make the cut when God comes in and lays the smack down.
That is very admirable, Yoshi, but those books are referring to 'people' Heaven and not 'doggy' Heaven. I'm sure you'll be fine.
'Doggy' Heaven? Can my owner get into doggy Heaven?
No, no, I'm afraid he will be judged alongside everyone else, myself included. Each man and woman must weigh in with their soul and deeds to...
Blah, blah, blah, let's get back to Doggy Heaven. Will I have a bed there or do I need to bring my own?
Um, I'm afraid I don't really know too much about *ahem* 'doggy' heaven.
