Prepare the Plot Hole device to rip a hole into the very fabric of this film. Heir Hitler will be proud.
Yes sir! Question, how does this machine work?
I, Yakov Smirnoff, the most freakish and powerful character in Russian history, am going to pull demons from the depths of Hell, causing the Apocolypse. What a country!
Why would you want to cause the Apocolypse? Also, the machine opens up a hole into space so that doesn't really...
