Hi, I'm File Investigator mmyers. I was sent for by...someone.
Welcome to the Bureau for Para*cough* Research and Defense, or BPRD, or Burped. Say, you're not much to look at, myers.
I like to think that I combine the boyish charm of Josh Hartnett with the easy approachability of Steve Buscemi. Why did you cough over the 'P' part of the BPRD?
You know, I like to think you combine the keeping your mouth shut of a Jimmy Hoffa with the 'stop asking me stupid questions' of an amoeba.
Did this conversation just take a turn for the weird or was it me?
