It was announced today that the President and CEO of McDonald's has died of an apparent heart attack. The coroner reports his arteries seemed to be clogged with irony.
The irony seems to have worked its way into his heart and arteries and congealed. In response, McDonalds hung their collective heads and changed the menu again.
Can I interest you in our low carb, low calorie, low fat, low irony burger?
I'd rather have a low carb rock to bash myself in the skull with.
