David's sentence structure is repetitive and over simplistic. His paper is an obvious homage to his older brother's paper back in '96.
Dude, please. I've got to have this paper done in two hours. Shut up.
David's peeing technique is all wrong. He should pee with his left hand so he don't upstage himself. Also, he pees by the river. His composition is all wrong. He should...
Dude, I can't pee if you're staring at me.
David should grab her waist with both hands. He certainly doesn't want to lose his virginity like that. I don't smell a sequel to David's first sexual encounter.
