*I'd like to do an employment verification for an employee in your Kansas City branch, a DeLabia Brown.*
DeLabia? Oh my...
AirTran.
Hello, my name is Filing Clerk VIP and I just wanted to express how sorry I am that you went through life with the name DeLabia. I'm on my way to shoot your parents.
When you do, tell them that it's not only for me but for my sister Vulva and my brother Sphincter.
