When relationships ended, you'd unlock new objects.
Since our relationship has come to an end, you have unlocked *BLOWJOB*. The next time that we go out, you may use the *BLOWJOB* option.
Man, it's almost worth going back out with you again.
There would be mysterious doors everywhere that are always locked because you overlooked the key.
Henry, what the hell do you think is behind that door? I bet it's a missile launcher, or maybe a belt sander.
I have a grenade launcher, a flame thrower, and a machine gun and I can't manage to open that damn door with them. Strongest door I've ever seen, by golly.
At the end of every day you'd have to fight a mini-boss, and every year, the big boss.
Now explain it to me once more, really slow this time.
I was walking to my car and he was waiting there throwing fire balls, so I jumped on a turtle and threw it at him three times, and then he died.
