I saw a sign in front of a church recently that said "If you haven't seen the Passion of Christ yet, you should go see it."
I decided to go by Blockbuster video and see if they had any recommendations for bible verses since the church has gone into the movie rental business.
I saw a sign in front of some Church's recently that said "Jalapeno poppers only 69 cents."
I think we might be talking about two different kinds of churches.