Oh man! I'm totally rocking out on this game! I've destroyed 50 alien ships on this level alone!
Greetings Earth human! You're superior game play has caused us to decide that you should represent our planet in a final epic struggle in space. You...are the Last Starfighter.
This place is awesome! I can't wait to blow up spaceships.
Go right in that room there, take off your clothes and we'll bring in your space suit then you'll be ready for interplanetary war!
Wow, Dabney, I've got to admit, you were right about that being a lot easier than abducting them in a corn field. Here's your five bucks.
Heh, I told you humans will believe anything they see in a movie. Come on, let's go figure out what a gall bladder does.
