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The problem with most new baby names

by mmyers
6-24-04


	Look how strong and handsome he is. Let's call him Skylar-Dakota and let's have a girl and call her Alexis-Caitlin.


	It sounds so glamorous, like they're soap opera stars. Skylar-Dakota and Alexis-Caitlin.

The reality of those names.


	Honey, Skylar-Dakota crapped his pants again and Alexis-Caitlin has pink eye.


	Funny, this doesn't feel glamorous.

And later in life...


	Glamour should be hitting me any day now.


	Hey Skylar-Dakota, why don't you fetch me a Diet Pepsi and get that goofy look off your face while you're at it.