Greetings, flesh sack, and welcome to Sears and R.O.B.O.T. How may I be of assistance to you?
Well, I'm going to a dinner and I need a nice hat and matching jacket.
Perhaps this hat and jacket combo will appease you.
Um, yeah. Ugh, I don't mean to complain but this suit kind of makes me look like a police officer. Also, the hat feels a tad small.
Perhaps if Service-Industry-Bot smashed your fragile human skull down to a more manageable size, the hat would fit better.
You know, on second thought, I will take it. No, no, don't worry, I can find my way to the register by myself. I'll make sure you get credit for the sale.
