CMyers? I'm happy to announce that your son has been born. Congratulations.
How is he? Is he...normal?
Sort of. He has abnormally long fingers, incredible hand dexterity, an eye for alphabetical order, and a keen mind for stacking stuff.
What are you saying, doctor?
Little mmyers is a genetic wonder. His body is the pinnacle of man's ability to file. He is filing perfection, like Captain America only not so interesting.
Someone should really put the babies in alpha-numeric order. It's just more efficient. Damn, now I've crapped my pants.
