Son of the bitch! I've been on this Earth for 30 years now and I always check my cereals and my candybars and my Spaghetti-O's to see if I've won a prize and I NEVER have.
What's wrong?
It seems in 30 years I would have won something, anything! How many people are eating Spaghetti-Os, hmm? Not freaking many. It's pathetic. I should have won something by now!
You're right. It is pathetic.
It is, isn't it? The law of averages, what happened to the freaking law of averages? Sheesh.
Wait...I thought you were saying that it was pathetic that a 30 year old man was trying to win a light saber from Chef Boyardee.
