Honey, I wanted to tell you, while you're gone, you may feel the urge to experiment, meeting someone who you feel a spark with and want to see where that takes you.
Sure, I don't like the thought of this, but I understand. So when time and destiny brings us back together, I don't want to know the details of your laisons, I just want to know that you love me.
Steve, I'm just going to the grocery store.
You've always got to throw it in my fucking face, don't you?!