Yeah, I've been trying not to cheat on my wife nowadays, but while I was on this last business trip, this crazy drunk bitch followed me to my hotel room and begged me to have sex with her.
I kept telling her "No, I won't have sex with you" and she begged and begged and started crying. It was wild. Finally, I told her she could masturbate in front of me but that was as far as it goes.
