Oh man, I can't believe I was finally abducted by aliens. You know what you look like? That thing from Jabba the Hut's ship that played piano. The best part of that scene is where Boba Fett dies.
Remove your clothing, specimen 13-TX, and prepare to be probed.
Can I be specimen TK-421? That was the one stormtrooper's number from A New Hope. You should totally let me drive a spaceship and blow something up. You could be like "You're all clear, kid!"
Enter the examination room now, specimen *sigh* TK-421, now!
You should totally freeze me in carbonite like they did Han Solo. No, wait! You could cut off my hand and I'll be like, "I'll never join yeeeewwwww!" and slobber on myself.
We were just going to stick stuff in your ass but now I'm thinking I'd rather shove something in your mouth.
