Filing Clerk, since you're now a Communist, we've decided to confine your activities to the break room. You'll be sequestered there until further notice.
Dude, I'm not a communist, I just didn't feel like wearing red, white and blue...wait, which breakroom? The one with the drink machines or the one without?
Hmmm...the one with the drink machines, I suppose, but we'll be watching you.
Well if you want any strawberry soda, you'll have to go through me.
Hey Paco, what are you doing in here?
I wore red, white and green on accident. I thought it was Mexico day.