I'm getting some strawberry soda out of the vending machine. Get out of the way.
Can't do that. That strawberry soda is an official part of my office now that I've been banished here. I'll need you to fill out forms for it. Lots of forms.
But my...I love the strawberry...I've got to have my strawberry soda!
Later...
Um, I've called this special meeting to say that Filing Clerk and Paco have formed an Axis of Evil in the breakroom.