Alfred Garnett stood by while a dog balanced on a ball at a child's birthday party. Would he stand by while America balanced precariously on a ball, all in the name of 'good fun'?
Alfred Garnett stood by while a portion of his son's penis got chopped off. Later, he threw a party. Would Alfred Garnett stand by while America's penis got chopped off then drink Manachevitz?
Alfred Garnett has a recipe for America and all of its ingredients together equal APOCALYPSE! *paid for by the committee to keep Alfred Garnett out of the White House*
