Man, I have to use the restroom fiercely. I'll do it in a couple of minutes, after I finish this filing.
Afternoon...
Jeepers. I keep forgetting to take my daily dump. I'll do it....right after I make these copies.
Evening...
Hey dude, you ready to head ho...man! What the hell happened to the fileroom, dude?
Run Paco, save yourself. This mess was just the warning shot and I don't think I can hold the rest of it in anymore. And the gulls are starting to circle.