Hey Jamal, I thought I saw your car driving along by itself today, but then I saw your head barely sticking up in there. Turns out your seat was reclined back all the way.
That's the cool way to drive, clerk. That's how I roll.
I figured you just didn't know how to adjust your air conditioning levels.
Well, yeah, there's that too.
Later...
Um, Filing Clerk, you left the door of the buiding wide open today when you left for lunch. It's a security risk.