Well, in the 80s, I was a big fan of Adam Ant's "Goody two shoes" and when I heard him sing "One drink, no pants, what do you do?", well, I've lived my life by it ever since.
Um, Boo, I think he says "Don't drink, don't dance, what do you do?" I don't think he mentions pants at all.
Wait, what? If someone doesn't drink and they don't dance, what the hell ARE they doing?
Um, I think that was kind of the crux of the song. Maybe that was why there was the "Subtle innuendos follow" part.
