I guess with a name like Air Ethiopia, I should have guessed it wasn't the nicest of airlines. Third world countries aren't known for their air travel.
Guess I'll just try to find a place to sit until we get there. Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?
Why no, my nubian princess. I'm just a strong black man doing the best he can in a world that doesn't seem to understand, sitting by myself and eating a bean pie. Please sit with me.
