Ouch, you're a hot tamali, which just happens to be what I'm heating in the microwave, an El Paso Hot Tamali. Check it out, 69 seconds left. 69. Heh. Remind you of anything?
Yes, it reminds me that I need to replace the batteries in my stungun.
I like my women the way I like my microwave burritos: hot, juicy, and leaving little sores on my lip after I've eaten them.
You know what? I really don't need tampons this bad.
