Hey hey, where's the fire, homewrecker? Why waste time licking that ice cream when there's a Rex-cicle with double nuts right in front of you.
Buzz off creep.
Watch your step over by the cooler, doll. The plastic sign says slippery when wet, and I think you know what that's like all too well. Bang time.
*sigh* Thanks. I'll watch my step.
Ooohh shit! *thunk* I told you it was slippery. Hey, check it. I'm at 34 and a half over here. Why don't you come over here and mulitply me by 2. Bang time!
