This is the best birthday party ever, Mr Fly. Now quick! Go lose your virginity!
My virginity?? But I'm having fun at the party.
Mr Fly, you only have a few hours left to live. You better start on that family right now. You're wife-to-be is buzzing around the bree wedge. Go say hi while I set up the wedding.
Can't believe I'm going to be losing my virginity on my wedding night.
Um, hello. My name is Mr Fly and I'd like to ask for your hand in--
Stick it in, quick! We're running out of time with all this foreplay.
