Kent Cartleman broadcasting live from the flooded streets of New Orleans. Heathens and believers alike were washed out of the city as if God was giving a giant enema to this den of hedonism.
Surely all will respect God's mighty wraith as He made the sinners flee, filling the gutters with druglords, pimps and prostitutes and damning them forever!
Hey Y'all! Kiki's still here on Canal Street jus' like I always been since 1987. I got my snorkle tube and I's ready for customers. I does things with my snorkle tube you ain't never gonna believe.
