Um, what's up with the hand driers in the public restrooms? Am I right? I mean, they don't even dry your hands very well at all. You have to hold your hands there for forever.
Ha ha ha ha! It's true!
I wish there was a better way to dry them. Or maybe the could turn the heat up on them or something. They'll dry a wet spot on your clothes but not on your hands. What's up with that?
Heh heh. Yep, it's true all right.
I mean, you'll just sit there and sit there and your hands never get dry. I don't think it's progress at all. If it was progress, it would dry your hands faster than it does. Instead you stand there.
Okay, I think we get the picture. Next joke please.
