Someone put up a picture in the breakroom of a little smiley face man falling on a double headed dildo. Thought you should know.
That's not a dildo, silly. It's banana peals. It's for safety in the building. To warn people against slipping.
Against slipping on a banana peal and falling on a double headed dildo?
No, no, it's a banana that he slipped on and there's no dildos involved in it. People should beware of slipping on things like banana peals, and water puddles...
And dildos. Giant double headed yellow dildos.
Now I'm going to have to redraw the whole thing. Guess I'll be staying late again today.
