Hey nice shirt, Bob Marley (poet and prophet). Does that thing pick up AM and FM?
Oh wow! Sarcasm! I've never heard sarcasm before. That's so clever! That is if you think 13 year old little girls are clever.
They fall in love.
Oh boy, I can't wait to get old with you! I love flabby thighs and constant bitching. Today is the happiest day of my life. I do.
I can't decide if I'd rather jam a burning hot poker into my rectum or wake up to your ugly face everyday. I do too...or do I?
They die.
Wow, you're the fucking scariest ghost I've seen in the afterlife. You're like Casper on LSD. Not!
Wow, your opinion totally validates my life. Your approval is making it where I don't have to haunt people the rest of my life and can just go to the afterlife.
