Man, I'm a little off balance but I think I'm going to be fine.
Hey pal, of course you're fine. You're top of the heap, A #1, right? Ha-cha-cha-cha.
Maybe I should sit down for a bit longer.
Sure you should, buddy. Maybe have yourself a cigarette while you're at it, right chum?
Um, I don't smoke.
Really? Aren't you...ah crap, I'm hallucinatin' with the wrong guy. You were supposed to get the 6 foot tall Twinky I'll bet. Hold on and I'll get 'em.