It all makes sense now. All the stupid things people say to me all the time, all the stupid questions, the repeating myself.
Don't you think you may be overreacting a little?
Paco, I've always wondered how some people could have possibly gotten dressed, or operated motor vehicles, or any other semi-complex task. It's because they're smart when I'm not around.
I'm not sure I can believe that...
Let me prove it to you then. Remember the 2004 election? I VOTED in that! It's the only logical explanation.