Kneel before me, you crackety-ass-cracker-crickety-crickety-cracker-ass. Kneel before the awesome power of...Dark Career Phoenix!
If you gave me a few minutes to stretch out, this would be a lot easier. Honestly, I'm very flexible.
Meanwhile, in Career Girl's mind...
Finally I have gained control! Now to ruin the school system for black people with culturally biased tests, one sided historical accounts of slavery, and---
having Martin Luther King as the only African-American person that we ever mention in history books. The school system will be ruined!
Actually, we've already done that. I think you're going to have to work harder to screw up the system more.
