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H.N.U.C.-The problem with samurai clubs (3)

by mmyers
12-09-04


	I'm Tom Cruise and I'm a BIG star in Hollywood on the BIG screen. I played a BIG samurai in the Last Samurai, which had a BIG budget. I'd like a BIG drink.


	Tom Cruise, hmm? Have you ever played a ninja? Better yet, an Honorable Ninja?


	I've played a racecar driver, a fighter pilot, a Vietnam veteran, a killer, a sports agent, a vampire, and a secret agent. Why would I want to play a dirty old ninja?


	What would happen if you had to play someone who was over five feet tall, hmm?


	Help me help you to help my body guard to kick your ass.

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