Hi, my name is Jerome and I'm selling peanut brittle for the Young Urban Male league.
Actually I don't carry cash and don't like peanut brittle. Thanks anywho.
YUM keeps high risk youth off the streets by having them sell peanut brittle. This keeps us out of gangs or a life of thuggery or petty crime.
Yeah, but I don't like peanu--
In a way, buying peanut brittle keeps you from being the victim of gang violence or robbery. It's an investment in your future. As our slogan says, "The ass you save may be your own."
Ooh wee, I love peanut brittle! I'll write you a check!
