mmyers
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I flirt with brilliance but have sex with stupid.

This is the time of year when people give stuff for you.

by mmyers
12-16-04


	We're all chipping in to get the boss a gift for Christmas, so we'll need you're portion by Friday.


	Are you asking me or telling me?


	'Tis the season for me to be guilted into gifts for people who make 6Xs more money than me?


	Look, you can either give us the money or we can have it taken out of your check. Those are the benefits when you're in human resources.


	Don't forget to make a big swirl on the M when you sign my name on the card. I like to think of myself as the John Hancock of Christmas cards.