That Coors over by the couch? I poured the rest of it out. All that was left was back wash.
Backwash? Scot, that's where all the vitamins are. You know how many Ethipians could get tanked off that? No, sir, that was a waste of alcohol.
Why would Ethiopians want to get drunk? I think they'd rather have food instead.
W-w-what??? Those little guys could get lit up way quicker than you or me. No food to absorb the alcohol. Man, they'd be set. Grab me another beer so I can contemplate this.
We're not going to make it to the Christmas party, are we?
