Ho'kay, I've had a few more drinks and I'm 'to' up from the flo' up' as they say in nature. I'm feeling easy and I've spotted a fine philly who may want to take a ride on the teacher express.
Wow, you're cute.
I get cuter the more I drink. I'm a teacher and I'm trying to show children what sex is like. As Shakespeare said, "Will you bump uglies with me, for science?"
That's the strangest offer I've ever had, but what the heck. Let me go get my coat.
Don't touch that dial, kiddies. You've got an all access pass to Sexville, and I'll be your tour guide, Phillepe'.
*kssshhh* Oh captain, my captain...we probably need to go home. My mom is going to be worried about me and maintainance is locking up the school, I think. Over. *kssshhh*
