M, I need to talk to you about something important. I've had a realization.
Sure. Shoot.
I like a guy, a guy who I've been friends with for a long time and I didn't realize how much I cared for him. He's always been there for me. I'm hoping he feels the same way as I do.
Oo-oo-oo! I'll bet he does! I'll bet he's been waiting for you to say the word so he can make a move and do his happy dance!
Then I'll just go ahead and say it: I like...Ken. What do you think he thinks of me?
You...crazy...bitch. You're trying to drive me mental, aren't you?
