Welcome to Kentucky Fried Chicken, may I take your order?
Um...yeah, I guess so. I'll have a...um, could someone else take my order?
I'd be happy to help you, sir. May I recommend my arm or perhaps my leg. It's very juicy and I'm a bit of a fatty so I'm very sweet. Ooh, no, eat my breast. I've got HUGE breasts.
This is awkward...
For me too. Hell, I'd eat myself if I could, I'm so damn tasty. Do me a favor and keep my head and feed me a little part of me while my nerves are still jumping, hmm? W-where you going?
