Hey Sharon, what's the deal with all the fabric draped over your cube?
I'm celebrating Kwanzaa.
Kwanzaa? I see. I guess that's cool, even though it's kind of a made up holiday.
Made up? Kwanzaa is the celebration of African American and African culture. It is the acknowledgement of all of our contributions and advancements.
Kwanzaa has all of the holiday cred of Secretaries' Day. Give it 500 years and some fluffy animal representing it and if it's still around, I'll celebrate it.
Kwanzaa has waaayyy more cred than Secretaries' day. Kwanzaa is at least equal Ground Hog's Day or April Fool's. You'll see.