I should tell you that I think I may be pregnant and I think it may be yours. Something must have happened between us while I was being Dark Career Girl.
I think I'll answer that the way Michael Jackson did---
"Officer, I didn't molest those kids"?
No, no, in 'Billie Jean' where he says "the kid is not my--"...wait, did you just make a politically incorrect joke?
A very small one, yes.
This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship...with benefits.
