Man, they've started playing country music on the elevator. It freaking sucks.
You know what music sucks more than country? Christian Rock.
Why do you hate Christian Rock?
It has no soul. It sounds like really bad radio jingles. It's ironic to me that a music that is supposed to save your soul can completetly lack any soul whatsoever.
They save the soul and pass the savings on to you.
Christian rock is to rock as PBR is to Guinness. Time to get drunk.
