Don't worry Col. Austin, you're going to be just fine.
F--f--fo' sh-shizzy?
Yo doc, how's my main mu-fuckin' man Steve Austin? He gonna make it?
It doesn't look good...um, who are you?
I'm Oscar Goldtooth, head of the government sponsored Secret League of Administration and Pimps, aka SLAP. Be honest, doc, will he ever pimp again?
It...it doesn't look good. His wrist is shattered, leaving him virtually unable to administer a backhand. His hip and knee are broken, which means he MAY be able to pimp limp, but probably not strut.
