Hey, I just saw that I have two mailboxes for people to put crap in now. What's up with that?
Everyone felt it was depressing to look at your mailbox crammed with stuff so we made you another one.
How does my crammed mailbox depress others again?
Because everyone looks at it and realizes that you've got a ton of work to do and you only get paid a tiny sum. It's depressing, so now we don't have to look at it.
Thanks. That's very thoughtful of you.
No prob. We also felt that looking at your car in the parking lot was depressing so we threw a tarp over it.