I'd like to convict this woman on 3 accounts of manslaughter and murder, but she has such perky breasts, I'm going to dismiss the case.
On a car lot...
Well, the car looks like a piece of crap, it has over 200000 miles on it, and all the tires are flat, yet, you've mounted a pair of breasts on the dash board, so I'm gonna buy it.
Theologically...
I am a Jew and this goes against every fiber of my faith...but he does have a nice pair of boobs so I'm gonna worship him.
