Hey Bessy! I just read on the Reuters that yore dung and pee-pee is a miracle cure all.
No kidding.
YessirreeBob! So I wuz thinkin' that all that stuff, you know, that we do, well, one might be inclined to say that it's less of a perversion and more, you know, for medicinal needs.
So 'technically' we've been having 'doctor's appointments' for the last two years.